But it's stale.

I wish for a pasta

But its Rice...
I wish for maor coffee

You fell into a 34 hour slumber.

I wish for a sofa

But its infested with rats
I wish for a bike

Granted, but it's too small for you

I wish for an umbrella

But it has holes
I wish for a game

Granted, but you never win when playing it.

I wish for an xbox and six games......

But it was bricked by Microsoft!

I wish for 5 golden rings!!

But You drop #1 down the toilet! have #2 stolen by mystical creatures!
#3 is mistakenly given away #4 is a fake and #5 burns your hand when you touch it!

I wish for more Ideas

But somebody already patented the ideas and sues you for stealing their ideas.

I wish for a Christmas Tree that doesn't shed needles.

But it catches on fire :O
I wish for no Fire

But a volcano erupts under your house.

I wish for post number 701.

(This is post 700 for me )

But you get banned

I wish to pass TC in the Top posts chart
(I'm one behind )

But TC posts more posts and stays ahead of you.

I wish upon a star...

But it explodes and kills you!

I wish for no more SC2013

But EA instead releases SC2014! Now with 100% more balloons!

I wish for 5000 posts.

But Cheese gets there first.

I wish for more posts.

but i get more posts first
I wish that I didn't have a sinus infection

But all sinus medication is recalled.

I wish to see sp4449

but it's wearing the freedom livery
I wish to see a train period...

But its the TRE
I wish for a 7-Up

You got 1 ml of it.

I wish for more ideas

Granted, but you have less physical abilities.

I wish for more posts for me.

Granted, but then you get permanently banned.

I wish for....nevermind.....

Granted, but you have no wish, so you messed up the game, and get all your posts deleted.

I wish for a diamond.