Granted, Barbie has one for you ready.

I wish for money.

You recieve euros instead of dollars!

I wish to move to sweden

Granted, but you have no ride there.

I wish for more Battlefunds.

But EA shuts down all its servers...

I wish for no bad people

Granted, but all the good get destroyed also.

I wish for a puppy.

You get a kitty

I wish for a kitty

You get a kitty that has 1 hour of life left.

I wish for stars!

Granted, but they all die.

I wish for more snow!

But you freeze to death

i wish for more time

But time doesn't exist! It is our mere imagination*

I wish for admin

*The above statement does not reflect the opinion of me or any associated parties. Please refrain from sending me hate mail, sending a hitman after me, or plotting to kill me.

The Admin bans you

I wish for no disclamers

Granted, but instead a new safety document that is 1 bililon pages long is released.
I wish my host would get their act together... sooner.

But they put prices up...

I wish for lots of money

Granted, but it monopoly Money.

I wish for a new realistic, Racing game to come out.

But its made by EA

I wish for no one to post in forum games

Granted, but the site crashes and burns.

I wish for SBT to pick up again.

But...Well I want that too...

I wish for heaps of great new SC4 players

Granted, but they are all bad

I wish for nothing.

But you get everything.
I wish for a dog that didn't bark.

But you get a cat

I wish for a boat

but said boat is a raft. And you're stuck at sea.
I wish for no stuffy nose

But it explodes when you sneeze

I wish for a hat

Granted, a black top hat
I wish for no colds

But you come down with the flu and a striking temperature.

I wish that the world was indeed flat

But then you'd sail off the edge!

I wish for a fedora and trench coat