Granted, but then you fail it.

I wish for an update to SC4......

But we all know the answer to that...made by EA

I wish for the best game yet!

Granted, but it's full of viruses.

I wish for Miss Michigan 2008 Miss Ashlee Baracy

But she gets sick and dies

I wish for a boat

(Oh that's cold blooded right there)

Granted, but the Navy thinks you're a terrorist and kill you.

I wish for a rematch of last nights fight.....

But one of the fighters gets the flu.

I buy a boat...

but it springs a leak and you get drowned
I wish for a large potato

It turns out to be green.
I wish to find a time machine...

but it takes you back one second. And it also takes you forward one second.
I wish I lived in england

But your Passport is expired and the US won't let you go to England.
I wish I lived in the 19th Century...

Yes but you get the flu and die
I wish I had a yacht...

You get stranded on an island though
I wish the NHL wasn't locked out

But they get disbanded :O
I wish my allergies would go away...

You get stomach probems instead.
I wish I had BBC America on my TV.

yes, but the only show that it runs is Honey Boo Boo
I wish for world domination.

But after dominating the world for 2 minutes, extraterrestrials blow up the planet.
I wish I had a good short term memory.

but your longterm memory is nonexistant, so you don't remember who you are, or where you came from

I wish for snow on christmas

But it's 33F and rains instead.
I wish for World Peace.

But someone starts a world War!
I wish for reasonable wishes

but they become unreasonable!
I wish for domination of the office

But it is sucked into a black hole
I wish for a good Christmas

The Christmas was good but you got food poisoned.

I wish for more Swedish Meatballs!

But they are Norwegian...
I wish for more coffee

You crashed before even drinking your coffee...

I wish for an iPad.

But its a Chinese fake
I wish for biscuits