But you slip and die

I wish to not burn

But you fall into a volcano and burn anyway

I wish for a goose

But it is eaten by a dog

I wish to no fighting

But we are fighting about why this wish cannot be real.

I wish that all sickness would end.

But then you get sick while all other aren't

I wish for a stick

But the stick you get happens to be a magical stick with sith powers.

I wish avatars could be upsized without reducing quality. Then we could set the smiley as avatars running at full size.

but then my avatar is 5000x10000
I wish for a smiley that big

But the folks who made that lovely smiley weren't kind enough to give it to us.
I wish hackers didn't exist.

And that's the uncorruptible wish.

I wish that China would just 'absorb' North Korea already.

That wish is also uncorruptible.
I wish it was a bit warmer considering its mid april.

but then we have recordbreaking high temperatures for the rest of April including the hottest day ever for any day in the year.

I wish a trip to another star system took only a few hours.

but then the machine malfunctions heading back and you die because it takes so long.
I wish my back wasn't aching

Cheeseguy wrote:but then the machine malfunctions heading back and you die because it takes so long.

Head back? Why would I want to head back?

But then everything else in your body begins to ache

I wish I could have an endless supply of my favorite jellybeans.

Granted but then you become the size of a house.
I wish for warmer weather!

But it's over 40° for 100 consecutive days.
I wish I had a car.

It's a junker that costs thousands in repairs each month.
I wish for better electric cars.

But the price of electricity goes up to $5.00/kw hour
I wish for boysenberry flavored jellybeans

There are only lemon flavored jellybeans
I wish for the temperatures to not go over 80 degrees Fahrenheit here.

but they go below 80 instead
i wish for better quality products

but they all go up in price and cost $500 each
I wish for ice cream with little tiny marshmallows and no nuts (I like nuts, I just don't like nuts in stuff)

A refrigerator falls on you

I wish for gas to cost less...

You get another job instead.
Congratulations!

I wish for lower unemployment rates.

but as a side effect the employment rate increases lol
I wish for the real answer to life, the universe, and everything.

But all you get is 42
I wish i wish i had a car

but it costs you thousands of dollars in repairs monthly.
i wish for a car also