But its old

I wish for a dog

But you get a hamster.

I wish for a blue box.

but a very light shade of blue. So light, that it's indistinguishable from white.

I wish for cats.

Granted, but you become the crazy cat dude.
I wish for tacos.

Tacos with salmonella...
I wish for warmer weather

150*C everyday forever.
I wish for less SC4 crashing.

But now it won't even open
I wish for no more politics

But the world falls into anarchy

I wish for quick responses

but you get pony express
I wish it was 1895

But you get killed by bandits

I wish people would not ignore

But then they give you too much attention, 24 hours a day.
I wish for a larger house.

But you get a disease and you can't walk anymore.
I wish for All to be revealed :?

But you got amnesia after that

I wish for a Higgs boson particle.

But you get a quark.
I wish for a blue box.

But it's not the exact shade of blue you were looking for.
I wish for lots of light bulbs.

Granted, but none of them work.
I wish for fewer spam bots at my site. -_-

But they're not spam bots anymore. They're bots that hack the site and burn it down

I wish for some spambots to ban

Granted, but you get so many that you don't have the time to handle them.

I wish for fewer spambots at HWG

Granted, but more viruses appear

I wish for a responsible government

But they are too Responsible, take away your freedoms

I wish for a Sunny holiday

but it rains on all other days.
i wish it wasn't so warm.

Granted, -100 instead.
I wish it wasn't so icy outside...

I wish HW didn't exist

Granted, but how are you going to use that car without wheels?

I wish for Dragonborn (Deluxe?) expansion pack.

Deluxe Version does not include the activation key

I wish for an icy day