The joker was really working with me ans shows me the eject button. While sitting on your chair you get ejected into outerspace. Mine.

Yes but the Joker works for nobody, since he is the boss. So with that said I claim the office

I call for a by-election in a local riding, and you decide to run. This forces you to quit your job, and leaves me to claim the office. Mine.

However, when you took my office, it wasn't finished yet. You also lost the by-election to ME.

MY OFFICE!

A recount proves I won.
Dibs.

The entire election turned out to be a fraud because cheeseguy wasn't even an actual candidate. They elect me of the committee of overseeing the cleaning up of this political mess and new by-election. This process should take ~2 years, and therefore give me the office. Mine.

You got hit by a bus.

MY OFFICE!

You get hit by a bus too
so now it's mine

The bus hits the building and you tumble out of an open window. I run in after my visit to the hospital and claim the office. Mine.

You got poisoned because of your continuous Razz -----> and have to go to the hospital.

MY OFFICE!

I use my magical super powers of minecraft potions to put creepers in your house when you go home in the evening thus killing you, my office now!

I use my cloak of invisibility to go into the office. Then I take the office!

The cloak of invisibility blows up, but the office remains intact. I waltz in and claim it. MINE!

However you are still poisoned due to your continuous razz

MY OFFICE!

But you go to Wal-mart

I claim the Office!

You go to K-Mart xD

My office!

You go to target
my office

you go to Sears

My Office

You go home.
My office

yes but I live at the office, so it is still my office

you use twisted evil too much, and the evil turns on you
my office

The twisted evil smiley is my signature feature of posts in this game.

And while I distract you with my explanation I claim the office

I ask you nicely to leave the office, then I in a cool manor walk right in and sit down and yell at my minions.... er workers to do my deeds

However, the workers are mad at you for your laziness so they kicked you out of the office.

MY OFFICE!

I put a tank at your office door and make demands for the office, and you give it to me!