I washed you with Tide...

MY OFFICE! (weird xD)

I wash your mouth out with bleach, which kills you.... MY OFFICE

Bleach... bloody useless.

Sorry son, but it's MY OFFICE NOW!!! GET OFF MY LAWN!

I use a special solar device to cause the next solar maximum to occur early and in full swing, so bad that it causes a polar flip which causes the reversal of the rotation of earth. We drift out so far away from the sun that everything freezes over into miles of snow and ice. The pressure and cold of this snow and ice causes the disintegration of the faults and plates of earth, separating them from the inner mantle. The mantle is too hot to sustain life on and the crustal earth is afloat in space.

Nobody's office. The end.

whew...

I love my office, right in space! I bet nobody can get it now!

I take the shuttle discovery out of the smithsonian and fly up to the office and take it over with a gun...

7499275 wrote:I take the shuttle discovery out of the smithsonian and fly up to the office and take it over with a gun...

But the world was already destroyed

hmm... i build my own office in.... heck... and declare owner ship of it, happy?

I walk right into your new office. I'm impressed at the latest model of elevators. They are faster than the old ones. It means I have to use the stairs less often. And, since I've decided to stop using the stairs to get around the giant office, I start gaining weight.

Well, after I've gained about sixty pounds, I have some people telling me to use the stairs again to lose weight. (After all, the stairs were recently remodled. ) I decide that I absolutely refuse to use the stairs because it was too hard. Then the stairs collapse randomly because they were badly built, right when everyone is leaving the office to go home. Thankfully, I'm in the elevator, and I'm safe. Nobody was hurt, but everyone was too scared to come back. My office! Now... where did all of my employees go?

Oops... I kind of... massacred the office. Sorry. Better luck next time...
MY OFFICE!!!

I fired gooo on you. You melted on the very intense heat.

MY OFFICE!

My soul made it to the nether. Ghasts bombarded me. But I managed to make it out. I forced you out of the office with tear gas, and then took the office!

I banished everyone to the nether and removed the portal.
My office

It's nice that I brought my flint n' steel and obsidian!

I invited my ghast friends to the office, and then you were obliterated from existence.

But ghasts can't go through the portal.
So it's nobody's office

But since it is a neutral office, I claim it

It's my office. Mine.

But everyone acknowledges that that was a "gimme" attitude, so they throw you out and vote me in.

The office exploded

My office! (or the remnants of it)

I piece it back together. Therefore, mine.

But you didn't use enough superglue. It comes crashing down. I piece it back together with adequate super-glue, against the counsel of my construction advisers. My office!

But superglue isn't adequate to put buildings together with.
Dibs.

However, your adhesive didn't work either

So I just built a new office

I launch a hostile takeover bid and acquire the office. Mine.

I team up with the Joker, and together we take over the office

but I get to control it