A genetic error turns us back to eachother, and I kick you. KiddingYou run away, my office!

You are busy playing other forum games, allowing me to claim the office

I ask you to get out and you do so.

My office...

ah but I only went to get some water from the vending machine so it is still mine

Under law you must get out. My office......................

but I know there is no law to make people leave an office so I just go to the water cooler and thus the office is still mine

Mayorm gets pulled over by the fuzz by going 80 in a school zone Sent to jail, nobody else claims the office. So I do

But mayorm didn't actually leave the office so it is still his. Thus I force him out and he drives away because I threaten to attack him. He drives so fast that he rams into another persons car, the fuzz send him to jail, and it is my office! }

I slammed open the doors and swept in a wave of Mediterranean power, claiming the office of High Emperor of Simmania.

Ah but they impeach you and elect me. My office!

And then I shoot you at your coronation and reclaim the throne as Emperor. My office!

You get arrested. When I recover, it becomes my office.

And then... And then...

I got nothing. It's your office.

The office is still mine because you said I could have it.

I get a job as a secratary at your office, while going through paperwork I steal the deed to the office, thus it is now mine

You get arrested, the cops give me the deeds. My office.

You try to steal their tazer and they billy-club you to the ground. I take the deeds and run away for a bit. After all of that has gone down, I return to my office!

Contaminated water accidentally reaches your office and poisons you and all your staff, my office again!

you go to an AIN meeting and leave the office. I claim it while you attend the meeting

I discover the mystery of ketchup that has haunted you for years. My office!

I finish the AIN meeting and retake my office.

but you lose the keys to your car and go look fo them allowing me to claim the office

And after finding the keys, I accidentally reverse through the office window and crush you. My office!

I buy a new set of keys. My office!

I buy a bulldozer...



it turns into my mobile office! and you guys can't get to me because you are... well.... under it