I show up in a helicopter, with grenade launcher, and ICBMs, he is more afraid of me and gives me the office

I force you to do my bidding at a Zellers store that isn't liquidating. You spend hours trying to find one. Thereforce I am awarded the office. Mine!

I ban you from Simmania, so you can't claim the office! My office!

I buy forumotion and take over Simmania. I need a new office, so I buy the building and kick you out of the office. Mine!

I take over the internet and buy all your stuff, including the office, you all became my minions.

MY EVERYTHING!

The internet crashes. My office.

I give you a cookie laced with a sedative and hurl you out, my office!

I like cake! so I give the cookie to my co-worker

I then come back with my bow and arrows dressed as Robin Hood, and scar you away.

My office

I wave a cake infront of you, throw it and you follow it. I lock the office door and claim it. Mine!

I drive a bulldozer into the office and claim it!

You destroy the office with your bulldozer. I build a new one down the street. Mine!

I send a dragon to burn down your ofice and build a new one!

You never claim your newly constructed office so I do. Mine!

However, you don`t have the land ownership thing, so it`s mine because I have it!

MY OFFICE!

I sneak in and steal the ownership deed to the office and have you arrested for trespassing BAD NUMBERS!!

but you guys get into a counting war! Allowing me to claim the office!

Hostile takeover, mayorm is fired! I'm the new boss. Mine!

SimLink's leaf went dry, and you cried over your wilting leaf. While you grieve on your leaf, I claim the office.

MY OFFICE!

You ate too many leaves and have to excuse yourself from the office. I takeover. Mine!

But you get caught up celebrating your 200 post milestone and I claim the office

But in claiming the office, you neglect to notice the clause the states I own it, and can throw you out at any moment. So I do. Mine!

You give me the office as a present for Simmania's anniversary. My office!

I change my mind, I give you a cake instead. Mine!

But its Simmania's birthday so I can get anything I want. I want your office, so I get it

You are busy parteh-ing, and lose sight of the key. I find it, claim the office and lock it. Mine!