I hit mayorn uncouncious and while 111222333444 is celebrating, close the door and leave him out. MINE, ALL MINE.

Unfortunately, I'm not that celebratory and found out you locked the door. I opened the door with a spare key and used my cat buddy to attack you...

MY OFFICE!

My dog chases your cat out of the office and you run after it, so the office is mine!

Found out that he had a wish from a geine, and he asked to teletransport Mayorn out of the office and into a river far, far, far away. MINE NOW!!!

Unfortunately, my cat is a genie and teleported everyone out of the office, and I run to the vacant office...

MAH OFFICE!

While your cat made your wish, I droped a cage over you and the cat and then hired a truck to haul it away. MINE NOW!!!!!!

while you are busy in the bathroom with the runs from where i spiked your food.... i steal the office and lock you in the bathroom! MINE

, I booby traped the seat where you sat, so the spring worked and made you grow wings and be launched into the sky. MINE, ALL MINE!!!!

Unfortunately, I also booby trapped Lot_Creator by using a jettison.

MY OFFICE!

But since what comes around goes around, I find a way to trap you as well. My office! (But remember that I'm of course exempt from it coming around to me, so I definitely feel comfortable trapping you too. )

I locked you up in the closet.

MY OFFICE!

I kicked you by hitting the kick button on the right of this sentence. MINE NOW!!! (((KICK)))

I kick you back for kicking someone else. Of course, you could come back and kick me again, except that, because of my magic red guitar powers, I'm somehow exempt from such things. My office!

I broke your guitar and you cried, you went to the repair shop and I take the office.

MY OFFICE!

But I come back again with my magic guitar powers, and take the office once more!

your magic is very bad, and the workers throw you out of the office. My Office Now

Spontaneous Combustion burned mayorm!

MY OFFICE!

While you were burning Mayorn, you forgot I made a trap at your feet and fall into a dungeon. MINE NOW!!!!!

Unfortunately I didn't actually burned mayorm (he burned himself) and you fell on your own trap instead.

MY OFFICE!

But you fall down the stairs and develop OCD against stairwells. You are too afraid to walk up the stairs that leads into the office, so I walk in and take the office.

The World Series is on, you go to watch it on TV. My Office

GO CARDINALS!

Unfortunately at the same night, one of your favourite hockey teams are playing live and you decided to watch it instead. I unlocked your office door and claim the now-empty office. GO JETS GO!

MY OFFICE!

but the Jets lose and you are sad, I install a TV in the Office and watch the Blues climb up the standings So now it is my office

Unfortunately the Jets won against Anaheim and the Blues lost to another team so they declined to 17th place. also, the Hershey Bears lost to St. John's which made you cry in your couch while I take the office.

MY OFFICE!

But the Winnipeg Blue Bombers lost the Grey Cup (Coupe de Grey) and you are sad about that. MY Office!