Posts : 1539 SM Points : 1368 Join date : 2012-04-30
I roll over said shiny fridge. Then I get bored and start rolling towards the office. Scared, you run out of the office screaming. I park my steamroller and walk into the office. My office!
Posts : 1690 SM Points : 1654 Join date : 2009-07-12
But a bigger streamroller from outer-space accidentally comes and nails you right when you are finalizing your plans to call dibs. Because they were never actually finalized, I call dibs, and notarize a document saying that the office now belongs to me. My office!