Santa does not exist, MY OFFICE

Yeah but aliens do, and they abduct you. My office!

I change into my dragon ego and destroy their ship, back on earth I claim the office while you watch the overrests of the spaceship burn.

They return and suck you up into their new ship. My ffice

I make the same again, mine.

I kick you out and claim the office. Because i have nuffin better todo

You notice that watching a footba game is something better to do, so you go and watch one, meanwhile I claim the office.

Footba doesn't exist. Still my office!

but if footba is spelled wrong and means football it does exist.... My office.

But someone declares a ban on football. My office!

someone declares a ban on mice eating thus you die and i claim the office

But ahunter kills you, and then I miraculously come back to life. My office!

not in game: very nice and sneaky josh

in game : i come back as a ghost and go into the office i scare you out so i claim the office

But Your ghost is really a stranger you hired to put a cloth over his head thatwas white, i run back inside, and make you trip over the robe, therefore making you fall downstairs out of the office and it is now my office! }

The hawk comes in the window and steals your papers, including the deed of ownership. I capture the hawk, and find the deed of ownership, thus I claim the office

The fat person steals it, and that fat person was me. My offiuce!

i steal the office deeds using my super bionic ninja spy rabbit :albino:

But you never did claim the office, so it is still mine.

Joshriddle_1234 wrote:But you never did claim the office, so it is still mine.

But you never stole the deeds. So I steal the deeds and the office, so I claim it

Your wild monkey turns on you and tramples you. And then I snatch the deeds. } My office!

Your fat bird eats the deeds leaving the office unowned, so I claim it!

{Your fat person (which is me) steals them and it becomes mine, mine, MINE!!! }

Due you're fat I can run faster than you and clame the office before you reach it.

But I suddenly lose weight, my office!

I question how you lost weight so quickly (was it a gastric bypass?) and run after you with 8,874 cheeseburgers. You fall for it and eat them all over the next month. You become fat again and I take the office over.