But I did claim it back. I get it back again for being victim to a false claim.

But It was true! I couldn't get to the site
So it is still mine

But I claim it once more because I take you to court and they rule that two days isn't enough for that sort of thing. My office still!

Ah but... I... ta... oh wth it's still your office

I got hired. I bring in chlorine and one gas mask for myself. Everyone all fall down.

i attack you with a lightsaber and destroy everyone claiming the office for myself

with my unique sith powers i teleported to the other side of the qalaxy an now it's my office

I have Scotty beam the office onto the sun, roasting you, then back to Earth for me to claim MY OFFICE.

But a massive explosion destroys the office. I rebuild it in Greensboro, North Carolina, and you guys don't live there. (and neither do I, but who cares? I'm close enough.) And so... you can't reach it. My office!

I nuke North Carolina and rebuild the office in Issaquah, Washington. MY OFFICE.

But I rebuild the office again, and you get kicked out of your office for nuking North Carolina, so my office!

I plant dope in your locker and get you kicked out and I promote myself...MY OFFICE!

But they found out you had bought the drugs. You get kicked out and I get the office.

BTW let's not go any further with the drugs discussion, though.

blakesterville wrote:But they found out you had bought the drugs. You get kicked out and I get the office.

BTW let's not go any further with the drugs discussion, though.

I agree

I block the internet in your office and when you come to work the internet is down, I come and fix it and your secratary pays me with the deed to the office

Never declared it was your office...

The deed is fake. The secretary gave it to me for safe-keeping. My office.

But myseriously some massive bird comes flying through the window and scares you out. My office!

I train said birds to re-take the office. MY OFFICE!

sadly they don't listen to you, I claim the office

But then they come back anyway for selfish motives and retake the office. I am so good with handling misbehaving birds that I can use them to reclaim the office. My office!

But you leave the office to pursue your life long dream of being a cop. I claim the office

But then my lifelong dream doesn't work out, so I go back to office life and play around in the office out of frustration. I go insane enough to put flour, sugar, and ketchup into a boiling bot somewhere in the middle of the office and out comes a hackintosh two hours later. (A hackintosh is a PC with Mac OS installed. ) The people of the office were so impressed by this that they immediately hand over the office. My office!

yes but as I'm walking out of the office I come by and break it. And you call Best Buy's Geek Squad, while you are on hold I take the office

Best Buy's geek squad gives me a calculator worth so much that I can sell it to you to get the office back. (price = office) I then put alarms in there while you are busy toying with the calculator's sigma notation and its N * (N + 1) / 2 button. (I've never actually seen that on a calculator)

My office!

While you're laughing about Mayrm who plays with his calciculator I switch off the alarm and throw you out of the windoe. MY OFFICE!

But I buy a calculator at my local Wall-mart that can do your derivatives and limits for you (calculus), and you totally freak at the power of the 8080-driven calculator. (8080 = extremely ancient microprocessor from Intel that now sells for $5). I am in pain to give up such a useful calculator, but I want the office, so I sell it to you at the cost of the office. I then go on the internet and look up how to do my derivatives again.

Your calculator, my office! My bad grades, your good grades!