I plant a bomb under the bulldozer, run away and claim the new office!

But you never said the bomb blew up so I plant my bulldozer over your office and declare the bulldozer the office

I fly an Emirates plane over your bulldozer...

And we all know what happens next.
My office.

thomas wrote:I fly an Emirates plane over your bulldozer...

And we all know what happens next.
My office.

Actually I don't.. but in the meantime I go on vacation and build a new office which I claim!

Haven't been watching the news recently eh?

Sadly your office is located in East Anglia, which means it fell in the sea. But I was clever and built mine in Mongolia, so it's my office!

thomas wrote:Haven't been watching the news recently eh?

Sadly your office is located in East Anglia, which means it fell in the sea. But I was clever and built mine in Mongolia, so it's my office!

and I build my office in the beautiful country of New Chandler and claim that instead

Then a tsunami hits New Chandler, flooding your office and then they relocate to Cattala! My office, now leave me alone!

Tsunamis? I think you mean monsoons.

Anyway pirates come to Catalla and bring your office to me on my ship on the high seas and you walk the plank, and I take your office

I'm the pirate and I steal the office from you. :pirat: My office. }

Cattala doesn't have pirates, so it's still my office.

He hires them. Now it is mine.

I ban pirates from the office. My office!

But when you go home the pirates step in and eat the deeds to the office, and so meaning they cannot be claimed. My freaking office!

my spaceship chrashed next to josh's village and everybody run FAR away.
My office

I run back and destroy your spaceship so you have to go to it's funeral in Spain. My office

While you are watching the "funeral" from international TV, I take the office. My office!

Funeral is boring. Still my office

Because the funeral is so boring, you fall asleep while watching the rest of it. My office!

But the alarm wakes me up. I take a bat and chase you far FAR away. My office!

but your bat breaks while you play baseball, which means you can't threaten me with it. My office

New guy comes in. He has two AK-47s. Booyah.

New guy wasn't hired, and gets kicked back out. My office!

Uhm, I had to wait 2 days before I could access simmania, (was the darkbb domain down) and so as an apology gift you give me the office. My office!

Was the darkbb domain down? I've never had problems with it. Anyway, I claim the office again for supposedly getting it back up. (Actually, it never went down for me, so I obviously didn't get it back up. )

BTW Cheeseguy you and I are posting in these forum games almost as if they were chatrooms.

Any site using darkbb was down. Not the entire forumotion thing, just darkbb sites.
Anyway I still have the office since blake never took it back