the auction house was found to not have the rights to sell the office, so I but it from a legitimate bank, through the foreclosure process.

Mine!

You got scammed by this "Legitimate Bank" because they don't have the rights to sell the office. I take my reserve money from the Real Bank, China Bank, and bought the office.

MY OFFICE!

btw China Bank exist in RL, just not in China

Your bank denies the transaction at the last moment, citing irregularities in the blahdeeblahblah section of the thingamajig form.

I am appointed CEO of a new company which has just bought the office, and make this my office.

The new company that bought the office is not very successful, and shuts down. I return to claim the office!

And your company wasn't very successfully as well and went bankrupt, now i bough the office for just 1$

Your 1$ bill was found fraudulent, and I bought the office back with a real dollar. My office again!

The committee once again votes to throw you out of office - and the office as a result - and brings me in as your replacement.

Mine!

It's my office because I said so!

Just kidding, you got Airbent by me

MY OFFICE!

Airbending was found to be illegal, so you were arrested, and I was asked to be boss again.

My office!

However, without airbending, airplanes won't fly! Your airplane crashed, injuring you and MY OFFICE!

I throw a refrigerator at you. Mine

I run over you with a steamroller. Mine.

Steamrollers don't fit in offices so it's still mine

I steamroll the office building with you inside and have the rubbel moved to the dump. I then build a new office building with a special office just for me. Mine!

But you left the keys to the steamroller in the steamroller which is outside.... so after I paste you to the steamroller I build a new office and lock the steamroller up

Fridges fall on the sky and smoosh you before you get inside. I buy a new steamroller and smoosh the fridge on top of you... and you. I waltz into the office and claim it. Mine!

A wave washes you all away, leaving my sitting on the sand in my office made of sea creatures.

The seacreatures revolt and form a giant steamroller, steamrolling you. I build an office out of traditional, super-strong building materials and claim the office. mine!

LOL ^^^^^

I destroy your steamroller

MY OFFICE!

Your airbending is no match for my water-bending talents!

I defeat you and take over the office!

I call Amon to remove your waterbending... Now you are powerless!

MY OFFICE!

I learn to firebend and take over the office

My office!

Well firebending isn't real. Then a glitch in your firebending simulator caused the program to randomly crash. My office!

I gain control of something super important and part of this includes the building the office building. I kick you out of the office - buhbye!

Mine!

Well since you didn't specify what this "super important" thing was, I dispute your control of the office, and take it back over. My office!