You get a Nook
I insert a canoe

You get Colorado.
I insert a pine forest

You get carbon dioxide.
I insert my website(s).

You get web traffic.
I insert web statistics to persuade the machine to visit more websites.

Oh, and also, I insert my essay about why this machine should never think that a nook could ever replace cold hard copies of real books.

You get a busy website.
I insert a potato.

you get a potato chip
i insert florida

you get a toll road
i insert a cave

You get bats in your attic.
I insert Simmania.

You get SimMania game pack.
I insert the confusion between the two (there is none)

You get chaos.
I insert a cactus.

You get sitting on a cactus
I insert the resulting pain

you get bread (pain is a french word for bread )

I insert internet

you get a database
i insert a server

you get cheeseymc
I insert sand

You get beached whale.
I insert forumotion's administration panel.

you get a website that's difficult to navigate
i insert a printer

you get a printout
i insert a mouse

you get a rat
i insert a rat

you get a printer.
I insert cheeseguy.

you get SimLink clone.

I insert SimLink Leaf (TM)...

You get simLink Element (TM)...
I insert Trixie from ST

You get PCA from SM
I insert a glass bottle

You get glass shards.
I insert the same glass shards.

you get them returned to you

I insert my pants

you get underwear
I insert those underwear