K50 wrote:

Cheeseguy wrote:point and laugh now...

If you say so

I would plus one this if I could.

simLink wrote:
I would plus one this if I could.

Which inspired this

So this chat was... interesting to say the least

(10:59:11) mayorm: ok

(10:59:14) simlink: mayorm: Thanks.

(10:59:42) brian: mayorm https://simmania.darkbb.com/t576-​january-2013-motm-results

(10:59:45) mayorm: hmmm, does anyone here want to be my valentine? I have a flower and chocolate order to send to you

(10:59:49) cheese: i'm tired now

(10:59:50) mayorm: :favorite:

(10:59:52) brian: mayorm this is josh first time matt he ever won this award

(11:00:00) simlink: mayorm: Oh lord.

(11:00:01) cheese: matt..

(11:00:03) Blake: LOL

(11:00:10) cheese: ok but first let me come out

(11:00:13) brian: mayorm dont you think its long over due given all that he done for your site ?

(11:00:13) cheese:

(11:00:16) Blake: I've never done the whole valentines day thing

(11:00:18) cheese: so this seems less awkward

(11:00:20) cheese:

(11:00:22) cheese: j/k

(11:00:41) simlink: Chat logs...

(11:00:49) mayorm: brian- yeah

(11:00:55) cheese: this definitely goes in the chat logs

(11:01:00) mayorm: I'm surprised by it

(11:01:12) mayorm: cheese- please :favorite:

(11:01:20) mayorm: I'll even pay for dinner

(11:01:31) cheese: ok let me let matt finish

(11:01:40) cheese: oh good lord matt

(11:01:51) cheese: i know you're heartbroken but come on

(11:02:05) mayorm:

(11:02:25) Halenofdenmarke: dangit I can't find the thread now

(11:02:27) mayorm: so I'll take that as a no

(11:02:28) cheese: and if we do this, by no means am i going home with you

(11:02:39) simlink: Matt, cheese can come to dinner. Just go to the supermarket.

(11:02:50) mayorm:

(11:03:08) cheese: why don't we eat at the walmart deli?

(11:03:24) simlink: Walmart :favorite:

(11:03:26) Halenofdenmarke: What the heck are we talking about

(11:03:28) mayorm: I was thinking somewhere fancier than Walmart

(11:03:29) simlink:

(11:03:37) cheese: ok then matt, target?

(11:03:40) Blake: Halen - I'm not sure either LOL

(11:03:41) simlink: mayorm: Target!

(11:03:41) mayorm: Waffle House seems good

(11:03:42) Halenofdenmarke: umm

(11:03:50) cheese: lol waffle house

(11:03:51) Halenofdenmarke: target is good. But why not ihop ?

(11:03:58) Blake: ihop?

(11:04:04) Halenofdenmarke: no mayorm not waffle house

(11:04:08) Halenofdenmarke: that is too white trash

(11:04:10) cheese: ever seen any one legged waitresses at ihop?

(11:04:11) Halenofdenmarke: lol

(11:04:18) mayorm: lol

(11:04:20) Blake: I don't like the waffle house

(11:04:24) Halenofdenmarke: wut lol

(11:04:29) cheese: stale joke

(11:04:35) cheese: ok so can this go in the chat logs now

(11:04:45) cheese: sure :p

(11:04:51) Halenofdenmarke: Huddle house .... if you don't like waffle house white trash you can have some red and white trash

(11:04:53) Blake: Ask matt

(11:05:02) cheese: LOL

(11:05:07) simlink: brb

(11:05:10) LocoBot: simlink is away

(11:05:17) mayorm: cheese- yes i don't care

(11:05:18) brian: really, what do u have against waffle house ?

(11:05:19) cheese: this is DEFINITELY going in the chat logs

(11:05:25) Blake: Lol this locobot thing never gets old

Oh gosh... Now where do I start LOL

Meanwhile, at Simmania...
We have all the fun.

LOL I just read through this

Btw cheese I never got a thank you card

So many "" lol

We like s LOL

Here's a good chat. Some parts aren't exactly PG13, be careful.

(18:19:36) Blake: In NC there is a law against singing off key in public

(18:19:48) mayorm:

(18:19:57) cheese: you're kidding right?

(18:20:13) Ceafus_88: I better practice my singing for when I go to College there then

(18:20:24) mayorm: Minnesota has one that says "you can't beat your wife outside the courthouse until after 5pm"

(18:20:31) Blake: Seriously, there is that rule.

(18:20:37) mayorm: yeah

(18:20:38) cheese: O.O

(18:20:42) Blake: I don't sing off key, so it doesn't apply to me. O:-D

(18:20:49) cheese: mayorm - XD

(18:21:01) mayorm: but thats only outside the courthouse

(18:21:03) cheese: texas has an old law that makes the death sentence by hanging legal for stealing a horse

(18:21:13) cheese: thankfully its not used

(18:21:16) Blake: Actually I've led worship for my church, so yeah If I'm singing so off key that I get arrested, there's a problem

(18:21:21) mayorm: lol

(18:21:30) mayorm: cheese- they should change it to car

(18:21:32) Blake: There's a law where it's illegal to throw a live moose off an airplane in flight

(18:21:48) cheese: Blake- hopefully you just get a ticket and not arrested

(18:21:51) cheese: LOL

(18:22:21) mayorm: but yeah those types of laws are what I kind of think of as our NO site bashing rule

(18:22:36) cheese: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/uni​ted-states/north-carolina

(18:22:45) cheese: illlegal to steal more than $1000 of grease? lol

(18:22:58) cheese: Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

(18:23:00) cheese: WHAT?

(18:23:14) Blake: lolz

(18:23:28) cheese: that list has a few sexual related ones, be careful

(18:23:39) mayorm: cheese- what I wonder is the guy who caused the elephant law

(18:23:49) Blake: I know right?

(18:23:59) mayorm:

(18:24:14) cheese: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/uni​ted-states/texas

(18:24:18) cheese: texas laws ^

(18:24:22) mayorm: who was the idiot who used an Elephant for that, that caused them to make the law

(18:24:36) Blake: “The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.”

(18:24:53) mayorm: really missouri?

(18:25:07) mayorm: "It is illegal to have oral sex"

(18:25:18) Blake: “If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.”

(18:25:23) Blake: Cheap marriage?

(18:25:26) cheese: mayorm - in a few states it is illegal to have oral sex

(18:25:30) cheese: lol

(18:25:34) Ceafus_88: Blake:

(18:25:38) Blake: Why are we talking about this?

(18:25:47) mayorm: lol

(18:25:52) Ceafus_88: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/uni​ted-states/oklahoma

(18:25:52) mayorm: this one for missouri

(18:25:58) mayorm: "Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited."

(18:26:03) Blake: LOL

(18:26:13) cheese: mayorm - lol

(18:26:18) Ceafus_88: Oklahoma “Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.”

(18:26:21) cheese: Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.

(18:26:36) cheese: It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

(18:26:43) cheese: It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

(18:27:02) cheese: OH. MY. GOD.

(18:27:08) Blake: “In New Mexico, females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public. ”

(18:27:10) cheese: http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/uni​ted-states/oklahoma

(18:27:11) mayorm: really

(18:27:12) cheese: the first one

(18:27:15) Ceafus_88: Oh Oklahoma “Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.”

(18:27:21) mayorm: "Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820)."

(18:27:34) Blake: Signed by the mayor?

(18:27:45) Ceafus_88: cheese: Win

(18:27:45) Blake: One dollar?

(18:27:51) mayorm: no thats one for Missouri

(18:28:04) mayorm: damn!

(18:28:05) Blake: Well I'm single, but I'm not 21 yet, so I don't have to pay my one dollar yet

(18:28:16) Ceafus_88: http://www.dumblaws.com/law/1240

(18:28:53) Ceafus_88: Off I go to post this in ST chat

(18:28:58) mayorm: Minnesota lol

(18:29:02) mayorm: It is illegal to sleep naked

(18:29:03) cheese: Ceafus_88 - clause one in that link

(18:29:19) cheese: in a bar?

(18:29:33) cheese: what sick person would do those things in a bar? lol

(18:29:39) cheese: besides horribly drunk ppl

(18:30:06) Ceafus_88: >:-D

(18:30:31) cheese: colorado has the most funny one

(18:30:37) mayorm: LOL FLORIDA

(18:30:37) cheese: One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.

(18:30:47) mayorm: "You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM"

(18:30:56) Blake: LOL

(18:30:58) cheese: LOOOOOOOOL

(18:31:04) mayorm: or this one

(18:31:19) mayorm: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

(18:31:28) Ceafus_88: Darn!

(18:31:39) cheese: that'd be extremely painful

(18:31:51) Blake: brb

(18:31:52) LocoBot: Blake is away

(18:32:02) cheese: "ok, but you have to pluck yourself first"

(18:32:04) Ceafus_88: Hawaii: Billboards are outlawed.

(18:32:08) mayorm: I really wonder about who caused that law to be made

(18:32:17) cheese: Ceafus_88 - thats actually a good one

(18:32:22) cheese: mayorm - yeah

(18:32:28) mayorm: anyway I better go

(18:32:34) Blake: back

(18:32:36) mayorm: cya guys later

(18:32:39) Blake: Later Matt

(18:32:43) LocoBot: mayorm logs out of the Chat.

(18:32:58) Ceafus_88: All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

(18:33:26) cheese: Ceafus_88 - lol

(18:33:44) Blake: Well fined I am

(18:33:44) Ceafus_88: Washington: It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.

(18:33:45) cheese: .

(18:33:49) cheese: Texas: It is illegal to sell one�s eye.

(18:33:58) Ceafus_88: I do that in Washington all the time you know

(18:34:00) Blake: lol

(18:34:11) Ceafus_88: I like putting my vending machines on utility poles

(18:34:22) titanicbuff: Ceafus_88- love that web site

(18:34:32) Blake: “In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair. ”

(18:34:51) cheese: titanicbuff - you didn't happen to mutilate a rock in a colorado state park did you?

(18:34:53) titanicbuff: Ceafus_88- ok heres one- Sterling,CO- If a cat is an outdoor cat it must be fited with a tail light

(18:34:58) cheese: if so, you can be arrested for that

(18:35:03) cheese: lol

(18:35:04) Blake: “In Illinois, animals can be sent to jail. A monkey served five days in a Chicago jail for shoplifting. Similarly, in South Bend, Indiana, a monkey was convicted of the crime of smoking a cigarette and sentenced to pay a fine of $25 plus the cost of the trial. ”

(18:35:09) titanicbuff: cheese nope

(18:35:23) cheese: WHAT

(18:35:27) cheese: what idiot came up with that

(18:35:32) Ceafus_88: Them pesky monkeys

(18:35:35) Blake: Seriously...

(18:35:44) cheese: lol here's a good one

(18:35:45) cheese: A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

(18:35:49) cheese: from texas ^

(18:35:52) titanicbuff: anyone see mine I said?

(18:36:27) titanicbuff: heres a Colorado law- Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

(18:36:33) Blake: cheese: LOL

(18:36:37) Blake: titanicbuff: lol

(18:37:05) titanicbuff: Alamosa
Persons may not urinate in public.

(18:37:22) titanicbuff: another Alamosa one- Throwing missles at cars is illegal.

(18:37:26) cheese: titanicbuff - thats most cities...

(18:37:35) Blake: LOL

(18:37:47) cheese: lolz

(18:38:02) Ceafus_88: *puts away missile*

(18:38:12) cheese: Clarendon, Texas - It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

(18:38:25) titanicbuff: Arvada
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.

(18:38:40) titanicbuff: Aspen
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.

(18:38:46) LocoBot: kojak313 is away

(18:38:54) titanicbuff: Boulder
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.

(18:39:08) cheese: Galveston, TX - Bicycles must be operated at a “reasonable speed”.

(18:39:12) cheese: lol

(18:39:13) titanicbuff: another Boulder- It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.

(18:39:22) cheese: No person shall throw trash from an airplane.

(18:39:44) titanicbuff: haha- heres a good one- Colorado Springs
It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

(18:40:00) cheese: ok, figure this one out, this makes no sense

(18:40:01) cheese: Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

(18:40:20) cheese: wouldn't after midnight on a sunday be monday

(18:40:27) titanicbuff: Cripple Creek
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building. Not sure they thought that one over given the sidewalks are below streetlevel

(18:41:04) cheese: best one from texas -

(18:41:05) cheese: Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

(18:41:09) titanicbuff: Denver
It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.

(18:41:15) cheese: so you can't fart in an elevator?

(18:41:17) cheese:

(18:41:44) titanicbuff: another Denver one- The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.

(18:41:44) cheese: Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.

(18:42:00) cheese: LOL UTAH

(18:42:04) cheese: this one is insane

(18:42:08) cheese: It is illegal not to drink milk.

(18:42:22) cheese: what if you're lactose intolerant, than what?

(18:42:28) titanicbuff: cheese ok so if your lactose intolerant then what

(18:42:44) cheese: Birds have the right of way on all highways.

(18:43:08) titanicbuff: here are 2 more from Denver Denver
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
You may not drive a black car on Sundays.

(18:43:21) titanicbuff: Durango
It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes “unbecoming” on one’s sex.

(18:43:39) cheese: It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.

(18:43:43) alleria: watch out klinger

(18:43:48) titanicbuff: messed up iand a half- Fountain
It is illegal to have a broken down car on private property or public right-of-ways

(18:44:01) alleria: like the could punish you if you did detonate one

(18:44:03) titanicbuff: alleria what the Duango one'

(18:44:21) cheese: It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.

(18:44:23) alleria: no dressing in clothes unboecomi gn

(18:44:53) cheese: .

(18:44:55) cheese: this is seriously messed up

(18:44:55) titanicbuff: heres one that is really messed up- Logan County
It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

(18:45:03) cheese: Tremonton, Utah - It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.

(18:45:51) cheese: .

(18:46:00) cheese: oh, the oklahoma ones are good

(18:46:01) titanicbuff: Louisville
Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.

(18:46:07) cheese: It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

(18:46:14) cheese: It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

(18:46:22) cheese: Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car.

(18:46:28) cheese: People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

(18:46:32) titanicbuff: Sterling
Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.

(18:46:35) cheese: Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings.

(18:46:45) titanicbuff: Vail
It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.

(18:46:46) cheese: Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

(18:46:54) alleria: in case the brake line failes

(18:47:03) cheese: this one is really good

(18:47:04) cheese: Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

(18:47:12) cheese: lol

(18:47:23) cheese: titanicbuff - do they have to have turn indicators too

(18:47:55) Blake: LOL

(18:47:56) titanicbuff: cheese my question is where do you put the battery

(18:48:08) Blake: It is illegal to cause a catastrophe? LOL

(18:48:14) cheese: OMG OKLAHOMA

(18:48:15) cheese: Molesting an automobile is illegal.

(18:48:25) Ceafus_88:

(18:48:32) Blake:

(18:48:36) cheese: WHY?

(18:48:39) titanicbuff: this is just wrong- Westminster
Do not allow somebody to park less than 2 feet from you, or you will have to pay a fine.

(18:48:53) Blake: Seriously...

(18:49:01) cheese: titanicbuff - at least its not two inches

(18:49:12) cheese: oklahoma is seriously messed up

(18:49:14) cheese: It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.

(18:49:26) cheese: lol

(18:49:29) titanicbuff: also in West Minster- Don’t get lost between 9pm-4am, or allow somebody else to get lost while ‘operating’ your car because it is against the law

(18:49:56) cheese: put a hypnotized person in a display window, why would you do that

(18:50:08) titanicbuff: say wha? California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates

(18:50:11) cheese: oklahoma city - No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

(18:50:30) cheese: The mayor may not go on strike.

(18:50:34) titanicbuff: In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags.

(18:50:46) cheese: OH MY GOD

(18:50:51) cheese: this is so messed up

(18:50:55) cheese: get a load of this

(18:50:56) cheese: You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

(18:50:58) titanicbuff: um- odd one here- You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.

(18:51:20) Blake: You guys should come to ST chat. We're having a laws discussion there as well.

(18:51:25) cheese: my god

(18:51:25) Ceafus_88: cheese: Crap

(18:51:33) cheese: a licensed engineer?

(18:51:38) cheese: Ceafus_88 - in oklahoma city

(18:51:52) Ceafus_88: Oh, whew

(18:51:57) titanicbuff: another California law- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

(18:51:57) cheese: Ceafus_88 - tulsa rather

(18:52:03) cheese: Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.

(18:52:10) cheese: titanicbuff - ...

(18:52:24) titanicbuff: Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

(18:52:24) cheese: yukon, oklahoma - While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.

(18:52:37) cheese: well, that's what they teach in drivers ed

(18:52:39) Ceafus_88: Oh god

(18:52:43) cheese: that was back before turn indicators

(18:52:46) titanicbuff: odd wording on this law- Belvedere
City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.

(18:52:55) Blake: Nobody honks when passing

(18:53:02) cheese: if you honked before passing now there's a great chance of being shot

(18:53:39) cheese: .

(18:53:40) titanicbuff: I'd be in trouble with this one- Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

(18:53:40) cheese: Dallas, texas - It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

(18:53:45) cheese: CRAP!

(18:53:46) cheese:

(18:54:02) Ceafus_88:

(18:54:04) Ceafus_88: HAHAHA

(18:54:10) titanicbuff: brb

(18:54:46) cheese: mesquite texas - It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

(18:54:51) cheese: mesquite is a suburb of dallas

(18:55:10) cheese: and richardson texas - It is now illegal to place a “for sale” sign on a car if it visible from the street.

(18:55:11) cheese: .

(18:55:13) Blake: brb

(18:55:14) LocoBot: Blake is away

(18:55:16) cheese: richardson also being a dallas suburb

(18:55:45) cheese: alaska - It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

(18:56:00) Blake:

(18:56:09) cheese: that one is silly

(18:56:17) cheese: ok, anchorage has some horrible ones

(18:56:32) cheese: No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.

(18:56:40) Blake: This needs to go in the chat logs

(18:56:46) Blake: Like seriously.

(18:57:17) cheese: yes it does

(18:58:01) cheese: i'm recording this

(18:58:19) cheese: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

(18:58:33) cheese: Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.

(18:58:55) cheese: Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.

(18:59:42) Blake: back

(18:59:50) cheese: tucson, AZ

(18:59:51) cheese: Women may not wear pants.

(18:59:56) titanicbuff: brb still shutting down SC

(18:59:59) cheese: i'm moving to tucson

(19:00:24) Blake: I'm not

(19:01:11) cheese: i think thats an old law nobody bothered to repeal

(19:01:26) cheese: in oklahoma whaling is illegal

(19:01:36) cheese: now just how are going to whale in oklahoma

(19:01:43) cheese: unless its lakes contain whales

(19:01:51) cheese: and its lakes are like a quarter mile across

(19:02:38) cheese: here's some good arkansas ones

(19:02:40) cheese: A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

(19:02:52) Blake: What?

(19:03:01) cheese: No one may “suddenly start or stop��? their car at a McDonald’s.

(19:03:05) Blake: I say if he even does it once a month, he's a jerk.

(19:03:11) Blake: LOL

(19:03:31) cheese: It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

(19:04:08) cheese: ohhh california

(19:04:25) cheese: Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

(19:04:52) cheese: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

(19:05:03) cheese: It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

(19:05:07) Blake: Well I'm gonna head out for the night guys.

(19:05:09) Blake: Later guys

(19:05:19) cheese: bye

(19:05:22) cheese: i'll archive this

(19:20:24) titanicbuff: what the heck? Redlands
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

(19:20:36) cheese: WHAT?

(19:20:44) titanicbuff: grew up here- Redwood City
It is illegal to have a monkey or a reptile.

(19:20:44) cheese: that law must be an old unenforced one

(19:21:03) titanicbuff: Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock.

(19:21:23) titanicbuff: San Diago The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

(19:21:48) titanicbuff: San Francisco
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.
Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.

(19:22:00) titanicbuff: San Jose
It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.

(19:22:09) cheese: classified as ugly? what determines ugly

(19:22:15) titanicbuff: Shasta Lake
One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.

Now that was one awesome chat!

Could you imagine how few people would have chat priveleges if we enforced our rules more heavily. Sounds like lots of fun was had, haha.

LOLOL

Fun night that was indeed.

That was a lot of fun- although the rules shoould have been inforsed more- but hey it was all in good fun