unfortunately the builders forgot to put a nail in one of the walls and the office falls to the ground, I theen buy a new office next to it and claim it!

i attack the office with a V2 rocket then build a new office underground in an everything proof bunker and lock the doors my, my office

I travel to the year 3000 where I go underwater and discover some of their futury technology and I get insider your mind man! then I tell you to come and unlock the door, let me in and lock yourself out


My office

But there is a hidden escape hatch in the office floor and I creep up it and get inside, throw you down inside the hatch in the floor, and lock you inside of the hatch.

My office.

Then I discover a hole along the hatch floor, sneak out, open the dirt up to the office with the power of rock and send you down to the abbys as the power of rock carries me to say... my office

But I find a small elevator shaft, go up to the surface. My Office!

But while yes, its your 125th post, you have not taken the office from me therefore, Rock overpowers Josh My office...

I play guitar so loudly and so obnoxiously that you guys all go out screaming. My office!

Then you stop playing guitar and we wait a few seconds, our ears recover, I run into you with a cart, and knock you out of the office, and lock the door. My office!

The power of rock destroy's you... r door and then I rock you into willfully giving up the office

But then I act as stubborn as the Pharoah, then come back, except this time I am successful, and drive you out. My office!

I go play hockey and my team wins the game I am then really happy and therefore claim your office!

I claim it from the other side and are faster than you, My office

I simply run inside, run you over with a TV cart, you go running away, and then it turns into my office.

kidding about the tv cart...

I propose the idea of turning the office into a shopping mall. I win over the office's entire staff and it becomes my office.

But I (who was on that offices staff) come back, disguised as a saleman, offer to buy the office for a billion bucks. You fall for it, and I give you FAKE money, and you are then driven out. My office!

Paul Blart invades your mall. My office!

But You never stated who paul blart was, so you were telling a lolligag tale. My office!

i build a new office and declare peace oh its the oval office by the way

you get impeached. my office!

i begin a coup and over throw you so my office

You have to go to the toilet, I lock you inside and claim my office

I climb into the toilet, flush myself down, then crawl through the sewer pipes until I come to a manhole. I then open the cover, crawl out into the street (no traffic) and then rush back inside the office, and my stench from the sewer makes you run away. My office!

I give you a nice shower. Since you are busy, I claim the office!

i parachute down the chimney and put you in the chimney and you get stuck so my office