You get a pigeon infestation, RUN!!!

I insert a pigeon...

You get an Assassin's letter...

I inserted an Assassin's Creed Game...

You get an Xbox 360 console.

I insert a PlayStation 3

You get a PS3 game, which doesn't matter because you just entered your PS3 into the vending machine. (Man, vending machines can act up these days, huh? )

I insert a CD-ROM into another playstation 3.

You get the unreleased Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3!

I inserted a PlayStation Card

You get a glitchy game ( it was a Mario game thay gave you )

I insert a Gameboy...

You get a Gameboy Advance

I insert a Nintendo DS

You get a PSP Console!

I insert Sonic...

You get a copy of Mario and Sonic at the 2012 Olympic Games

I inserted a 2012 Olympic Medal...

You get a model of the 2012 Olympic Stadium

I inserted an athlete

You get puched and tossed around like a toy( note, the guy is a wreastler).

I insert a clock...

You get a watch

I insert a chocolate bar wrapper..

You get a "We don't accept trash" message.

I insert a "You will have to accept it anyway, mr. smart mouth".

You get a coco donught.

I insert some weed

You get fire.

I insert a Smiley -->

You get a Filipino Pocketbook.

I inserted a jeepney...

Umm.. you get a school bus (it looks vaguely like one )

I insert a student

you recieve a teacher.

I insert some lego.

You get Mega Bloks(R)

I inserted a model train...

You get 1142-596-4 (LINK)

I insert a kitten

You get a puppy...

I inserted this never ending music...

You get a DJ

I insert the DJ again

You get robbed( the guy didn't got paid, so...)

I insert a thief...

You get a burglar...

I inserted Lot_Creator

You get a Sim

I insert the Sim