You get tylenol instead
I insert MY motrin

The machine does not work anymore. After it's repaired I insert the internet.

You get the US
I insert Canada

You receive Alaska.

I insert snow

You get the alps, I insert Doppelmeyr.

I get Austria?
I insert Austria

I receive Australia.

I insert a Kangaroo

you get a knock out, I insert Einstein

you receive a clever person.

I insert Frankenstein

You recive a Furry

I insert the Furry

You get a vicious animal
I insert my dog wrapped up in bubbleplastic

I unwrap the dog and save the poor creature, then insert a fruit fly (Uhg! Fruit flies! Don't you hate 'em? )

Oh, and did I forget? You get a whole swarm of fruit flies. Now that's what I call a dirty vending machine!

You get a mad Cheesey
I insert my madness along with a quarter

I get a happy feeling. I insert a flame

You get third-degree burns. Only one year till a BA!

I insert my wireless mouse.

You get a rat.

I insert a hamster

You get a high school.

I insert a bachelors degree.

you get TCU
I insert a small child

You get an error message. (Small children ARE NOT to operate this machine. ) Now that's one angry machine! LOL

I insert my programming hack to allow it to dispense gummy bears. (Who doesn't still like those? )

You get spoiled ones.

I insert $100 trillion Zimbabwe dollars.

You get a buck
I insert my computer skillZ

You get it back.

I insert Blue Screen of Death!

I receive a frustrated person.

I insert a happy person like this:

you get a cool person like this:

I insert money

You receive cheap toy with "Made in China" sticker.

I insert glasses.