:cyclops: i become freinds with a cyclops who destroys the office and helps me build a new one with an electric force feild round it

my office

I become friends with an elf :f: who distracts the cyclops while I Claim the office!!

I don't become friends with anyone! and claim the office !

I become friends with a cop and I hire him to tow away your car and give you a fat ticket. You have to walk to the DMV to reclaim your vehicle while I walk into your office, pour water all over your computer, exploding. I buy a new computer for myself and I claim the office. My Office!

I read a book titled "Claiming an Office for dummies" then I am inspired by what I read and claim the office

I find a floppy labeled as "claim an office cheat disk", and after I spend the day looking for a computer in the office that has a floppy drive, I insert it, and magically, the office becomes mine.

I open the cheat window and enter "dollylama", this causes that all people in the office become lamas and go out for eating their grass. Meanwhile I claim the now empty office.

I take Skimbo's avatar and throw it into the crowd of llamas, which sends him searching the 100 acres of field. My office. :f:

You go out for lunch, thus, I walk into the empty office as a llama and take it. Then I read my "How a llama can become a human for dummies" book, follow the directions, become a human once more, and officially claim the office!

I simply walk into the office and claim it!

I place an old playstation and a TV in front of the office, that causs that you go out to play Spyro, meanwhile I claim the office.

I place another TV in the office and put the Dragon Isles Tourism Video on and meanwhile I claim the office

but then I throw the video out into the llamas, then post a slide show of New Chandler. You, guitarmansuperstar, start drooling and buy your plane tickets to New Chandler, which leaves the office to me!

While you are takeing Guitarmansuperstar to his flight down to new Chandler noone is in the office, so I claim it again.

but then I turn the plane around and crash it into the office. so then I build a better one...!


I also filled it up with secret service agents so nobody would get in to steal my office Woo hoo!

You awake from your dream and find yourself on a parkbench. The office is mine!

Mapquest to the rescue! I find the office again and just push you off the chair, because I am that mean. Mine now, sucka!

Nelson robbs you, meanwhile I claim back the office and kick you both out.

At which point I run in lock the door and get my genie to fireproof it and give me a never ending supply of food in my fridge. Office is mine

Skimbo wrote:Nelson robbs you, meanwhile I claim back the office and kick you both out.

That is actually really funny skimbo, you just made my day.

And guitar, this is what happened to the office you fireproofed. Hope that was a lead paint fridge your food was in.


So I build yet another office. Since nobody knows where I am really (where I built the new office), I guess it's my office for now

And then after emerging from my lead safe to find my llama and more importantly my office destroied, I use my DNA tracker to find K50 and trick him into my old fridge at which point I claim the office.



Gettin complex with these aint we folks?

So then I blow up the fridge and go for a fun ride.... Weeee!


Apparently I ran into your office. Then I remind you that your flight to New Chandler leaves in ten minutes. You rush off into the llama field in search for the airport. My office now

Then I realize, I don't want to go to the pacific, return and rolls the chair down the hill and then K50 follows it to the BP Executive's new home
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You both wake up and recognize that you've been sleeping all day. Meanwhile I claimed the office.

Skimbo gets fired for his uncreativity....


SA is lost in the Llama field so office is mine!

BTW... new chandler is not in the pacific