Simply ask a dumb question, and you'll get a dumb answer. For example:

Poster 1:
Why is the earth round?

Poster 2:
Because water is heavy.
Why is Simmania blue?

...and so on. Let's start...

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Why is such an awesome smiley?

Because people love it

Sorry, I don't see a question. So here's my snarky answer in return.
Why didn't Blake ask a question? xD

Because Blake feels like a klutz today.

what is up with ST lately?

It keeps adding new things because it got a 6 slice toaster for its server, not just a 4 slice one. (old joke, methinks)
What is up with smfnew all the time?

Because I like cookies

What is Cheeseguy's favorite type of cheese?

Moon cheese. Obviously
do I have to ask a question?

Because y=mx+b and you have to use the square root of 2/gh, V=7m/s.

Why is it that whenever I try to drive across the street, I have to eat, drink, read, and look for something all at the same time?

Because multitasking is what people do these days

Why does Cheeseguy have so many SM points?

Because I never redeemed them
Why is smfnew so unreliable?

Because it's cheap!
What is smfnew?

A really really bad forum host so bad you don't even want to know

What does bad mean?

Bad means smfnew

What is a "Admin"?

It's a five letter word and it starts with the letter 'a'

What are letters?

Letters are lines.

Why are there potholes on roads?

Because Pothhole is a combination of poth and hole. Not sure if those are both words, but the inventors of potholes thought it would be neat to combine them, thus the birth of the pothole!

Why do people speed so much?

They put spedometers in cars for a reason

Why did they invent cars?

so people could pollute the air with emissions
Why is the sky blue?

Because tacos were eaten and methane was released and spewed into the air thus making it blue.

Why did I write a post?

Because you are a pseudonymous person that had the capacity to type a few characters into the screen.

How do you spell government?

Corrupt

Are unicorns real?

The question isn't if they are real or not, but the answer IS that if they are real or not.

What time is it?

50:50 that is if you understand hours + minutes joined

Why is your avatar a yellow dino?

Why not? (intended to be answer and question)

Well because that is a bit ambiguous

why do people get so ambiguous?