No, since i'm not really into sports.
I give you a blade of grass for a shrub

No deal! That would just.... suck.
I give a vending machine in exchange for a new computer.

No, just no

I'll give you a keyboard (what kind of keyboard? )for the touch pad though

The "what kind of keyboard " killed the dealfor me.
I offer a box of staples for a stapler.

If the stapler has staples, deal!

I'll trade you my laptop for a (computer) server (look at my profile for specs!)

I exchange your computer for my computer (might want to check the specs in my profile to make sure it's fair first )

Its a deal if that's an Intel processor.

It's AMD

I'll trade you an AMD for some spare guitar picks.

Deal!

I would trade Toblerone for your Hersheys

Well if you give me a truckload of it, I'll take it.

A truckload of skittles for a "congratulations, you have braces now!" card in the mail?

That would be a very late Card
A big hose for a bucket of water

Okay, deal.

I trade you 50 bucks with 50 bucks

Deal....
I trade you a small pacific Island for a A380

Nope!

I'll trade it with a small plane though

Nuuu!

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