Blake: you die in the most strange way possible, First you are run into by a car, you end up in a coma for 6 months, followed by food poisoning due to a salmonella outbreak at the hospital, after your recovery you still feel a bit weak, and you trip and fall down the stairs breaking your arm, unfortunately as you try to call for help on your home phone a lightning bolt strikes frying your brain and causing instant death with an extra crispy center.