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about nonsense, but...
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By the way, I consolidated the first three pages of this thread and part of the fourth one. I didn't go further because it seemed that part way through the fourth page, a new story seemed to be created. Please note that the following has been edited in certain ways where obvious grammatical errors and weird phrases were introduced, but in general, everything has remained as it was. Anything in square brackets was me making changes to the story to make it make sense grammatically.
Yesterday, I went out on a trip to the french rivera. After, I took a wallet from someone's pocket then bought [a bunch of toothpaste]. I took a stroll into the town swimming pool where I swam for a half of a day in the cold. I then started dancing like a monkey with a dress, but then thin Lizzy came on stage and then he started playing "waters of antarctica". Then the crowd threw their hats and then hollared "booo!!!" then the fuzz (police) came and burst inside the tornado, and then sharks ate them alive and slept. I then came to open the window so that the cat would escape and run up the rooftop, so I had to follow him until the pie exploded and then went [to eat] "Big Texan". But bigh texan bought a pizza and ate it.
It's no secret that this makes no sense at all, but hey, it's hilarious to read! I might consolidate more later on.