thank to making josh gain wieght you are thrown in prison for making some ones life misreable so.... no one has the office so i claim it

I Do a million push-ups and lose the 300 pounds the prisoner made me gain. I then start lifting weights and make myself stronger and then pick u up and throw you out, I steal the deeds and it is my office.

did the name of this thread change?

I send you to the Donut shop to get donuts, but you don't have enough money and try to steal the donuts, and the police arrest you. I then claim the office

I convince the cops it is your fault. My office!

They don't believe you! My office

But if I convince someone of something that means they believe it (you aren't good in your vocabulary lessons )

So it is still my office.

yeah I know that, I just couldn't think of anything else

Still my office because Mayorm didn't claim it.

Ah but that was a trick, while typing your logical reply I claimed the office

I claim the deeds because I falsely reported you commited a crime. my office!!

however I also reported you and the cops let me go, so I claim the office

I have a fierce anger and I scare you away and claim the office

You get in jail. My office!

I get out and kick you out, my office

I obtain a large amount of money and build an ice rink next to the office. While you are busy signing up for learn to skate classes I claim the office

This game is getting boring. Seriously. YOu agree, and you die of boredom. My office.

I am still amused by all the hilarious claims.


One of the employees gets really mad at king tut, and starts smashing every desk on his floor. He gets fired, and someone else gets hired to take his place.

Someone else gets mad with an employed nicknamed the "master of puppets" and randomly shuts the elevator down to lock him up there for the night.

This employee gets fired, and a similar trend continues. Soon, there is a vote on who wants to impeach the CEO, and it comes up with a unanimous "YES". I start a multi-million dollar campaign in the office, and get elected to lead the office.

I then hire someone set up a security system to keep the master of puppets away while I sneak away and read a book on "How to avoid losing your office".

A laser beam breaks us out, we shred your book, I shred the other weirdos, and stuff you in the elevator shaft, and snap the cable and you fall to the basement (the elevator wasn't running).

Now it is my office.

You get fired for stuffing me in the elevator shaft and I mysteriously get out and reclaim the office. I then repair the elevator cable and demand a new set of stairs.

Mysteriously eh? The other employees thought you were a ghost, and none of them were fit to be the next CEO, so they hired me again and it is my office.

And then I convince them that I was not a ghost. I then set up a 99 cent campaign trying to get me in control of the office again. They then fire you, and I re-take control of the office with the promise of new toilets for the restrooms.

I smash the toilets and they think you did it, you get fired, my offce

I turn you in, my office!

Turn me in where? Still my office!!

to myself. Therefore I am the boss. My office