I desypsop all admins and sypsop my account.

MY OFFICE!

what?

You can't claim the office with confusing posts, I disqualify your post so the office is in fact mine!

That isn't a valid reason for claiming the office, so the International Board of Office Ownership Disputes awards me the office because of my pure awesomeness. Mine!

I take the office for copying canyonjumper

I take cheese and lure him out of his office with... well... cheese and then claim the office while he munches on his delicious cheese.

You decide to join him just as I walk into the building, leading me to claim the office. Mine!

I decide to walk into your office with a minigun and demand you hand the office over and go eat cheese off the ground So you cooperate and leave thus giving me the office.

The police arrest you which results in you losing the office. I claim it as my own. Mine!

Simopsis crashes! I claim the office while you go fix it

I'm too tired to come up with something brilliant so I ask you for either simmania or the office and you give me the office.

Your tiredness results in you going to bed, leaving the office for me to claim. Mine!

mayorm wrote:Simopsis crashes! I claim the office while you go fix it

We run on forumotion, just like this other site I know... Besides, I'd need an office to yell at forumotion to fix it anyways.

Forumotion crashes, and you leave the office out of pure rage at the other office. My office!

If forumotion has rashed you can't claim the office here because Simmania would be down to! So I claim the office by running full page ads in all major news publications.

I run one of those major news publications and decided to change your ads so it says "IT'S MY OFFICE!"

Your change is ineffective because "IT'S MY OFFICE" would just make people think it is my office, since it is my ad. Therefore (still) my office.

I'm the rightful owner of the office.

I buy the building your office was located in and kick you out, taking it for my own.

I'm the rightful owner of the office.. still

The office building caves in, destroying your office. I acquire the land and build a completely new office which is mine.

How many times must we go over this.. i'm the owner of the office!
(ok, i'm done trolling )

I launch a super secret project that I will slowly tease about and require an office to operate out of. Therefore I kick you out for trolling () and make it my own.

You got eliminated by your own machines.

So MY OFFICE (and my 999th post!)

Since it's forbidden for persons who have more then 1k posts to enter the office you made me to the rightful owner of the office

Since you only rent your spot, I bought over the office with my post credit.

MY OFFICE!

Since you've skipped some credit card payments, the bank foreclosed your office, and I bought it at an auction.

MY OFFICE!